1. didihearthereadyset:

    didihearthereadyset:

    didihearthereadyset:

    didihearthereadyset:

    I have a really hot waiter.

    Guys he came back with my food and said, “Careful the plate is hot too.” So I asked, “too?” and hE TOUCHED MY SHOULDER THEN MADE A SIZZLING NOISE.
    IM FREAKING OUT WHAT DO I DO.

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    wanna know what these all say?

    "suck his dick"

    (Source: racingbarakarts, via readersdilemma)

     
  2. whiteboyfriend:

    goodbye children

    (via lulz-time)

     
  3. johnegbertt:

    len-noonar:

    johnegbertt:

    some questions from my GIANT ASS LIST of Harry Potter questions

    i would really like to see this whole list please

    heres the most of it then

    (via readersdilemma)

     

  4. giraffepoliceforce:

    "You can’t just change the race of cultural icons like Captain America! It’s an important part of their identity and message!"

    Jesus: Ah yes.

    Jesus: Can’t imagine who would do that.

    Jesus: What a shame.

    (via thehuntress00)

     
  5. dangerhamster:

    Quotes from the Harry Potter Books [22/50]

    THIS BIT IN THE BOOK MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD!

    "A nickname?"

    "Yeah, it’s what my friends call me."

    "I’m well aware of what a nickname is."

    (via benedictedcumberbabeof221)

     

  6. Entitled

    1. Me: This older generation pisses me off so much
    2. Therapist: Why?
    3. Me: Because when I was growing up, we were forcefed the idea that if we didn't want to be 'flipping burgers at McDonalds,' then we'd better go to college.
    4. Therapist: And?
    5. Me: And now we've all gone to college, have degrees, can't get a damn job, and the same people that told us to go to college call us entitled assholes because we refuse to flip burgers
    6. Therapist: Touche
     

  7. putinsboots:

    fandoms—assemble:

    so i was reading the comments on the orlando bloom/ justin bieber video and i came across this gem

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    i am crYING

    OMFG

    (Source: fandoms--assemble, via benedictedcumberbabeof221)

     
  8. howtotrainyourdragon:

    “Norway was incredible and inspiring in so many ways—and the light, the skies, the way color filters through at those northern latitudes definitely found its way into this movie.” –Dean DeBois, director

    Concept art by Pierre-Olivier Vincent

     

  9. teal-deer:

    I’m glad that Bilbo Baggins exists

    Because in the book, the dude was pretty firmly middle aged when his crazy-ass adventure started

    He was settled down in the house that belonged to his parents and had done precisely jack shit with his life

    It gives me hope that maybe some nutcase wizard will eventually show up and be like yo

    you’re a burglar now

    don’t even care that you didn’t roll rogue homie we got dragons to slay and kingdoms to save 

    (via katkayes)

     
  10. peanutbutterjotunheim:

    sinningbravely:

    Grab the wall, gas pedal gas pedal

    Guardians of the Galaxy looks so good.

    (Source: ultravioletmoon, via allons-ydraco)